they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
