Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
