I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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