You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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