508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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