Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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