I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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