she woke up with a sticky ear
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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