My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
