I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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