Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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