Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize