Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I cut my penus on the lid.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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