Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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