i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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