chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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