..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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