i just google imaged poop.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You need Xanax blowdarts
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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