I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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