I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
