im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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