Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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