(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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