The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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