So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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