it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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