batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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