He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
whose parrot is this?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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