I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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