went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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