That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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