there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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