are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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