dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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