I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish I only lived at night.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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