You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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