So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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