you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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