I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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