Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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