We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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