Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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