So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
