I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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