Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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