Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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