Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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