Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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