a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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