I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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