It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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