Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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